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Maybe it’s the whole slavery thing or the West’s history of colonization. Here are a few websites that might pique your interest, and in turn, rack your soul with guilt. All of which will be burnt for heat during the winter. She’s an accountant, but likes to spend her spare time practicing the art of undoing her pants without breaking overly intense eye contact with you. Also, she has the head-to-body ratio of a bobble head doll.

Here is Tatyana posing next to the tree she hides behind during Cossack raids. I am the luckiest man in the world. I have a wife who unquestionabl loves me. She is the most wonderful lady I have ever known and I am proud to call her my wife. We are also VERY much in love and every minute of every day is spent together. This comes from Brett, who also happens to be the proprietor of Kiev Connections.

Aren’t there any decent men in Ukraine? Unfortunately, it is very difficult for a Ukrainian man to provide for his family. There are few well-paying jobs in the Ukraine. How can the men here take pride in themselves if they can not provide for their family The result Ukrainian men bend to peer pressure and drink and drink. Of the many, many things that cause men of the Ukraine to drink–things like, say, their wife leaving them for a pock-marked IT guy from Kansas City–they go with “peer pressure.

Apparently, this devastated nation is just a few Saved by the Bell-message-episodes away from getting back on the right track. A perusal of the profiles reveals that many of these women don’t speak English and are attracted to qualities like “independence,” “self-sufficiency” and “financial loaded-ness. If you’re rich and don’t mind spending months to years in an uncomfortable silence, and are not totally devastated by the stiflingly depressing idea of buying a poor man’s wife away from him, by all means give it a go. This introduction and tour service claims to represent over 20,000 beautiful women that have the potential to bear children who are good at math. It’s boasted that members can meet between 500 to 2,000 of these ladies while on one of their tours, meaning there’s a good chance your special someone has already been passed over by numerous other clients.